Saturday, June 9, 2012

Test: Are you Conservative or Liberal?

A Simple Test. Are you “Conservative” or “Liberal”?

If a conservative doesn't like guns, he doesn't buy guns.
If a liberal doesn't like guns, he wants all guns banned.

If a conservative is a vegetarian, she doesn't eat meat.
If a liberal is a vegetarian, she wants all meat products banned for everyone.

If a conservative is down-and-out, he works at bettering his situation.
If a liberal is down-and-out, he wonders who is going to take care of him.

If a conservative doesn't like a talk show host, she switches channels.
If a Liberal dislikes a talk show host, she demands the program be shut down.

If a conservative doesn’t believe in God, he doesn't go to church.
If a liberal doesn’t believe in God, he wants all mention of God silenced.
(Unless it is a false god of course!)

If a conservative reads this, he'll share it with friends because it’s “humorous”.
If a liberal reads this, he will delete it because it's "offensive".

(I borrowed this from a friend, by the way! What's your opinion? -Julie L. Spencer)

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Jennifer Holliday said...

Where's, "If a liberal doesn't believe in abortion, she doesn't have one. If a conservative doesn't believe in abortion, he makes sure no one can have one. Ever. No matter the circumstances."

Julie Spencer said...

Good point my friend! However, that one sort of follows the Bible rather than politics..."Thou shalt not kill."